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25. |
We passed on
performing Enron audit’s when the opportunity came up. |
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24. |
Accountants
don’t like change; David and Bob have the same haircut they had 25
years ago (although a lot less of it). |
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23. |
Accountants
have no personalities, right? We can focus strictly on accounting. |
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22. |
No other CPA
firm looks quite as good as we do with our pocket protectors on. |
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21. |
None of our
partners can beat any of the clients at golf. |
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20. |
Most people
hate math! Who else would do it?. |
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19. |
We wouldn’t
know what to do from January to April. |
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18. |
Congress
can’t seem to simplify the tax code. If it ever changes to a flat
tax, we’ll begin looking for new careers. |
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17. |
The
partner’s bosses wives would not give them permission to do anything
else. (And, there isn’t anything we’d rather do. So, that works out
nicely, doesn’t it?) |
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16. |
We’re not
bean counters; We’re bean Multipliers!!! (O.K. We count beans, too.) |
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15. |
We solve
problems our clients didn't even know they had. |
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14. |
We work on
tax issues first thing in the year so that nothing worse can happen
the rest of the year. |
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13. |
Calculators
are like remotes – you get to play all day. |
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12. |
Crunching numbers beats ab crunches. |
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11. |
We refuse to
give up the company’s holiday party on April 16th.
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10. |
The credits
outweigh the debits. |
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9. |
Who could
give up the accountant jokes? |
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8. |
Without us,
the mechanical pencil manufacturers would go out of business. |
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7. |
Our clients
have stayed in business, which helps pay our bills … (It’s a
circular thing.) |
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6. |
Type A
personalities need to associate with other type A’s to affirm that
we are always correct. |
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5. |
It's the
only place we're allowed to pontificate without interruption. |
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4. |
This year we
receive our 25th year engraved calculator! Can’t miss that!
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3. |
Our clients
need us; We can’t stop now! |
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2. |
Job
Security: The only sure things are death and taxes. |
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1. |
We’ve made
it for 25 years because of our fabulous clients! Thank You. |
